13 October 2015

WIN Misfortune Cookies for Halloween Fun

Halloween is nearly here and what better way to end the fancy dress fun and fangtastic food than with Misfortune Cookies!

A world first, MISFORTUNE COOKIES take a warts-and-all look at reality – in a witty and cruel way. With humorous, wicked sayings encased in delicious biscuit and finished in a quirky design; fun is guaranteed with MISFORTUNE COOKIES – jet black, creative and tasty. They are perfect for Halloween, New Year’s Eve, stocking fillers, dinner parties or just to round off a miserable day.



Just like fortune cookies, concealed within them is a saying. But you can be 100% certain that MISFORTUNE COOKIES won’t be predicting eternal love or stacks of cash. Written with a nod to the wry British humour that we are renowned for. There are hundreds of dark prophecies and brutally honest foresights ensuring everyone has a laugh.







For your chance to win 1 of 2 boxes of Misfortune Cookies you can enter via the Gleam entry form below.

The giveaway ends at 11.59pm GMT on 26th October 2015. 

Leaving a comment is mandatory but there are additional entry methods available also.

Good luck!






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129 comments :

  1. Change can hurt, but it leads a path to something better.

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  2. who is that behind you?

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  3. embrace your mistakes - learning from them are what make you

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  4. You seem to be sharing a brain and it's not your turn so don't expect success to come easy this week

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  5. keep your friends close,but your enemies closer

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  6. Be careful what you wish for

    AShleigh

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  7. Always stand where you can see the door

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  8. Always stand where you can see the door

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  9. Always stand where you can see the door

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  10. Help, I'm a prisoner in a Chinese fortune cookie factory. (sorry, Ill get my coat)

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  11. Live every day as if it's your last because one day it will be!x

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  12. Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

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  13. Fortune favors the prepared mind.

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  14. The whole world is a stage, dont be one of the clowns.

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  15. Jealousy is the green eyed monster.

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  16. Claire Elizabeth Noke13 October 2015 at 18:27

    Don't turn around ..... It's behind you!!!!!!

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  17. Look for happiness before anything else.

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  18. nver trust your son if he's offers you a brew it will have gravy in it

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  19. Zombies eat brains, so don't worry about them. You'll be perfectly safe!

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  20. When you fall, I will be there to catch you. With love, THE FLOOR.

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  21. you thought it was safe in here, didn't you?

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  22. SHOULD HAVE LOOKED OVER YOUR SHOULDER

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  23. Bad luck awaits those who eat fortune cookies...

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  24. never eat yellow snow!

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  25. You didn't eat the cookie, did you?

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  26. The unhappy derive comfort from the misfortune of others.

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  27. Learn from mistakes life does get better

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  28. help im being held in a chinese bakery

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  29. Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.

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  30. The expected date of your demise!

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  31. Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh*t!

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  32. Treat others exactly how you would like to be treated

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  33. I have planned a trap for you. Watch out. (from Logan, age 5)

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  34. This is not the dress rehearsal, this is your life, you only get one, so live it now!

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  35. I once got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it and was convicted I was going to die!! I'd put in a message that says "you will enjoy a cookie soon"

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  36. You can do anything you set your mind to

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  37. the best form of revenge is success

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  38. you shouldn't have come to this house

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  39. your best years are really behind you

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  40. Wow, these Misfortune Cookies look so delicious. I would love to take part in this competition to win them. You know last year we celebrated the Halloween day at the most popular party halls in Boston MA and the party food over there was so yummy and creative just like these Misfortune Cookies.

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  41. There's someone watching you

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  42. live life to the full every day x

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  43. What goes around, comes around

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  44. When one door closes another will open.

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  45. A man's work is from sun to sun, but a mother's work is never done

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  46. Little steps in the right direction are better than none at all

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  47. You aren't paranoid, they are out to get you.

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  48. my dad always says... lifes a B*tch and then you die

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  49. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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  50. don't believe what they just said, it's not true

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  51. keep your friends close,but your enemies closer

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  52. If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

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  53. You've got enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something in your life.

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  54. Be careful who you trust, the devil was once an angel

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  55. you can't put the shit back in the donkey - leanne w

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  56. live your life as you only have one

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  57. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible' :)

    @oneisjamie

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  58. Your future is so bright, you should wear shades.

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  59. a wise man once said,never eat yellow snow

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  60. A smile is your passport into the hearts of others.

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  61. "Dont worry, life gets better.... Oh no, wait.... Scrap that!"

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  62. Live for today for tomorrow you ma die!

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  63. Never trust a banana. Keep your eyes peeled.

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  64. Make sure you always look out for number one

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  65. You are never alone!

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  66. When witches go riding,
    and black cats are seen,
    the moon laughs and whispers,
    ‘tis near Halloween.

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  67. You can achieve anything you put your mind too.

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  68. Someone stupid is reading this :)

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  69. Not something I came with, but I had a fortune cookie app which one day said to me "Don't worry about the future, this time tomorrow you'll be dead".

    I wouldn't have minded so much but it wasn't supposed to be a joke/negative app.

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  70. Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you

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  71. This too shall pass... through your butt.

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  72. This too shall pass... through your butt.

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  73. You have beautiful eyes. Can I lick them?

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  74. Don't just picture success, get good vibrations going and FEEL IT!

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  76. You got lucky last time, today ain't your day!

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  77. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success!

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  78. good karma always comes back around

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