Halloween is nearly here and what better way to end the fancy dress fun and fangtastic food than with Misfortune Cookies!
A world first, MISFORTUNE COOKIES take a warts-and-all look at reality – in a witty and cruel way. With humorous, wicked sayings encased in delicious biscuit and finished in a quirky design; fun is guaranteed with MISFORTUNE COOKIES – jet black, creative and tasty. They are perfect for Halloween, New Year’s Eve, stocking fillers, dinner parties or just to round off a miserable day.
Just like fortune cookies, concealed within them is a saying. But you can be 100% certain that MISFORTUNE COOKIES won’t be predicting eternal love or stacks of cash. Written with a nod to the wry British humour that we are renowned for. There are hundreds of dark prophecies and brutally honest foresights ensuring everyone has a laugh.
For your chance to win 1 of 2 boxes of Misfortune Cookies you can enter via the Gleam entry form below.
The giveaway ends at 11.59pm GMT on 26th October 2015.
Leaving a comment is mandatory but there are additional entry methods available also.
Good luck!
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