Sometimes the honesty from the mouth of a child can be completely hilarious whereas at other times it can result in you running for the hills with flushed cheeks in embarrassment. The Mini Mes have, as always, come out with a mixture of the two this week *cringe*.
Thankfully nothing was said within close proximity to offend however! Phew...
When getting ready for school some mornings there is a lady that passes by the window with quite a long face.
Minxy: "I think when that woman was young she wished to be a horse when she grew up. It definitely came true."
Minxy is definitely not a morning person and it can often be a struggle to get her out of bed for school. When she does rise she is like a bear with a sore head, unless it's the weekend.
Jamster: "I think Minxy laid in a bed of poison last night mum. She is evil today."
A certain little man likes to use his cute, yet cheeky, smile to his advantage.
Jamster: "Can I have an ice cream from the ice cream man today please? If you are feeling lovely and generous I'd also like a slush puppie."
I think someone has seen a few too many accident adverts.
Minxy: "Jamster just kicked me! Can I claim compensation?"
What funny things have your children said this week?