15 July 2015

The Funny Things Kids Say - Grumpy Grown Ups

Life isn't always sunshine and lollipops and there are sometimes moments when you may wake up on the wrong side of bed and be a little short or snappy with loved ones. It could be because you're unwell, tired, hormonal, stressed or just due to the fact you aren't a morning person and you require large quantities of caffeine before you're able to function fully! The Mr was a little miserable the other day and the Mini Mes soon picked up on this...
Minxy: "He's so grumpy isn't he mum!"
Me: "Everyone gets grumpy sometimes, I'm sure things will be back to normal soon."
Minxy: "You should dump him in a bin and try eHarmony.com if he carries on, but make sure it's after the holiday and once he has done the food shopping. I really want some crumbed ham."
...God help her future boyfriends!

What funny things have your children said recently?

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  1. hahaha! That made me laugh out loud! What a girl x

  2. Wow impressed that she even knows about eHarmony!!? #sharewithme


    1. She's 11 and has seen the adverts ha! x

  3. Excellent! That made me laugh in the office now everyone's looking ..!

  4. Haha, love this, she's got her priorities right - get the shopping done before binning him lol :) #sharewithme

  5. This made me chuckle! I do love the things they come out with, and it just goes to show the random things they pick up :) #sharewithme

  6. Hahaha love this, great advice haha I love the things kids come out with, I shares a few of Monkey's gems recently here http://becomingastayathomemum.com/monkey-says-at-age-3/ xx

  7. Haha, that really made me chuckle! I like that she has her priorities right!
    Becky xx

  8. lol bless, they say such funny things don't they. I should go back to doing mine again xx

  9. My daughter told me my tummy had gotten smaller. I was so pleased!

  10. The youngest asked, 'is s**t a swear word, because someone was saying it at school?'. We told her it was and she's assured us she's never going to swear!

  11. Haha. That made me giggle. My little girl just shouts and screams as she's 5 and half months and found her voice x

  12. I absolutely love it. Toddlers are so entertaining and say the funniest things sometimes. Mine always asks me when I am going to have the baby in my tummy because it sticks out. lol Good diet incentive. Thank you ever so much for linking up to Share With Me #sharewithme

  13. great this made me laugh!

  14. This is hilarious!!! Good girl, hee hee!
    My son (3yo) doesn't say things this funny just yet. He did shout FIRE on a train into London once though :/


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